Help! Native New Yorkers!?

I was supposed to take my girlfriend to the UCBT ( Upright Citizens Brigade Theater) tonight for a comedy show. I have been to a number of comedy clubs in Manhattan, and most of them haven't been good. UCBT is the exception. Always funny, I had a great time. I was going to take my girlfriend as a surprise, but they are sold out, and I doubt it is a good idea to have to wait on standby for an hour to be told there are no empty seats. I'm really short on good ideas on where to take her tonight, - any help appreciated.